⁃ Kurt is so smart.

⁃ Compared to what? A pot plant?

⁃ No, really. I would marry him, if he would be single.

⁃ First he would need to be gay.

⁃ It’s convertable. You can choose to be black. This is what people say: being gay is a choice. You chose to be ginger, oh sorry, blond.

⁃ I’ll send you some leaflets.

Convert to be gay. Our religion needs you.

⁃ ⁃ Be gay for a day!