⁃ Kurt is so smart.
⁃ Compared to what? A pot plant?
⁃ No, really. I would marry him, if he would be single.
⁃ First he would need to be gay.
⁃ It’s convertable. You can choose to be black. This is what people say: being gay is a choice. You chose to be ginger, oh sorry, blond.
⁃ I’ll send you some leaflets.
⁃ Convert to be gay. Our religion needs you.
⁃ ⁃ Be gay for a day!